Hey guise, Scottie here. I like long walks on the beach and lemon bars. I ship a lot of things. Currently kicking ass in LA.


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cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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Oct 1, 2014
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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

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Oct 1, 2014
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transfolk:

when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive

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Oct 1, 2014
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buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

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Oct 1, 2014
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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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Oct 1, 2014
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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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draumbouy:

Fuck you Ill eat all the ass I want.

Is this fucking narito font

how did u kno

yungterra:

jjnuzz:

draumbouy:

Fuck you Ill eat all the ass I want.

Is this fucking narito font

how did u kno

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Oct 1, 2014
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fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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Oct 1, 2014
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drdrevevo:

if u break up with me u have to sing gotta go my own way from hsm 2

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weloveshortvideos:

African parents always say they won’t hit you

Vine by SamTakesOff

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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