Hey guise, Scottie here. I like long walks on the beach and lemon bars. I ship a lot of things. Currently kicking ass in LA.


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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population


Burn- BURN

curvyybetch:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

Burn- BURN

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communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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"food’s ready come downst-"

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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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I: Can anyone show me a tattoo we haven’t seen before? x

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aduhm:

"free samples!"

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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