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do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

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im pretty sure this is at GW where i go to school and this is in a modern pop music american studies class this video was shown because its one of the first times in modern music that women completely objectify men which is why the media is so uncomfortable with it— nicki talks about how she only likes dudes with big dicks which is awesomeadditionally, she has full control over her own sexuality which doesnt happen often for female musicians in music videos and this is a v important music video

themoonatnight:

im pretty sure this is at GW where i go to school and this is in a modern pop music american studies class

this video was shown because its one of the first times in modern music that women completely objectify men which is why the media is so uncomfortable with it— nicki talks about how she only likes dudes with big dicks which is awesome

additionally, she has full control over her own sexuality which doesnt happen often for female musicians in music videos and this is a v important music video

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egberts:

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there is no picture

i have no life

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karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

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